1) Naruto Chapter 473 : The Last Resort

(Kisame continues the attack. A grin comes across Killer Bee’s face. Killer Bee instantly extends his right hand much to Kisame’s dismay. In a split second the Samehada is in Killer Bee’s right hand. Killer Bee grabs hold of the Samehada, flips to his back pulls his knees in and blocks the downward, horizontal slash of Kisame.)

(As they are parried, Kisame’s voice trembles in disbelief and frustration.)

Kisame: Impossible… It chose him… And the speed at which Samehada returned to him. It’s far greater than my chakra attachment rate to the Samehada! WHAT A FILCH! WHAT A GREEZY, FILCHER YOU ARE!

(Soon the Samehada curves to its left and attempts to lash out at Kisame however, Kisame backs off as Killer Bee returns to his feet.)

Kisame: Is this for real? I’m the one who fought my way this far with the Samehada.

(In Killer Bee’s mind Hachibi speaks out.)

Hachibi: Our chakras… What Irony? Let it feed us.

(Back to reality, Killer Bee extends his left hand in the air and makes the love sign. Then he lets out a battle cry [lol]).

Killer Bee: WHEEEEEEEEE! (As Killer Bee continues his cry, he goes into version 1 with all eight tails, then black clouds of misty like chakra surrounds him, then a paler aura of chakra forms a small dome around him. Basically, these chakra levels are beyond imagination as three different characteristics of chakras envelops Killer Bee. Bonta and Sabu watches in amazement. Kisame watches in horror. Soon Killer Bee dispels the chakra, he then drops his left hand and points the Samehada at Kisame.)

Killer Bee: Yes, lemme take this blade, so you enjoy my escapade as I dance over your broken body!

(Kisame whose face was at first sour then turns into a slick demeanor.)

Kisame: Before you end this life of mine, might I make you an offer? (Killer Bee lowers his blade.)

Killer Bee: Oh righty! Imma man of honor, I hear ya wish!

Kisame: There will be a war soon; Akatuski against the allied forces.

Killer Bee: A War? (In Killer Bee’s mind.)

Hachibi: Don’t listen to him, kill him! (Back to the real world.)

Killer Bee: I don’t like war, too many travesties, yeah!

Kisame: Someone of your caliber is meant to embrace war like environments. I know deep down, this is what you’re longing for.

Killer Bee: You know nothing about me! I long for the easy life and to sing! (Sabu tears up in the distance. Switches to Killer Bee’s mind.)

Hachibi: Tell him BEE! (Back to reality.)

Kisame: How someone like you get all that power is a waste!

Killer Bee: Now you’re sounding like my big bro!

(In Killer Bee’s mind.)

Hachibi: Now kill ‘em.

(Back to reality.)

Kisame: It will be a battle with Bijuu. For the first time you can test your metal against others like you!

(In Killer Bee’s mind.)

Hachibi: WAIT KILLER BEE!

Killer Bee: You were against this at first, what gives?

Hachibi: Bee, this is a great opportunity for me to converse, we’ll humiliate my brothers! Let’s show, em Bee; the idiots who fell victim to Akatuski. Those rejects won’t know what’s coming.

Killer Bee: I don’t know, such a thing requires that I return to the Cloud.

Hachibi: We get to meet Nibi again too!

Killer Bee: But those Akatsuki bastards likely killed Yugito!

Hachibi: Well there’s nothing you can do about that. Either way, this war is going to happen whether we consent to it or, not. DAMN IT KILLER BEE OPEN YOUR EYES WHEN WE SPEAK!

(Switch back to reality. Killer Bee looks around notices that Kisame is nowhere in sight.)

Killer Bee: He got away. (Back to inside the Killer Bee’s mind.)

Hachibi: Aren’t you going to go after him? He can’t be too far.

Killer Bee: No, his power is gone, he’s no threat.

Hachibi: You’re too lenient. Like you were with the Uchiha and his pals… Raikage is probably still tossing a fit.

Killer Bee: Well, there’s only one way to fine out.

Hachibi: You’re a glutton for punishment, like always. (Back to reality, Killer Bee lifts up his Samehada and looks at it.)

Samehada: Gi, Gi, Gi, Gi, Gi.

Killer Bee: Nah, his iron claw won’t work this time. (Switch back to Killer Bee’s mind.)

Hachibi: I suppose if it’s just a little chakra at a time, I don’t mind.

(The Scene switches back to reality; Killer Bee smiles; soon Sabu, while on top of Bunta approaches Killer Bee.)

Sabu: I didn’t want to interfere, but why did you let him go?

Killer Bee: I don’t know… Maybe part of me wants to do battle with him again… I just hope I’m not making a mistake… But it doesn’t matter, I have this with me. (Killer Bee swings Samehada. Bonta gets scared and backs up with Sabu on top.)

Sabu: Hey! Careful with that! Bonta’ll get nightmares.

Killer Bee: Chill, I know what I’m doing… (Killer Bee grins. He then jumps on top of Bonta.)

Sabu: Shall we continue our, training?

Killer Bee: Nah, we need to make a trip. (The Scene switches over Kisame as he is rushing through the forest.)

Kisame: I’ll come back for you Samehada… I’ll have something you like this time… Madara already promised me a Bijuu… Mr. Eight Tailed Host… We’ll meet again, on the battlefield…

(The Scene switches over to Naruto, as he sits on top of the roof of the cabin. He is in Sage Mode and is concentrating. Naruto goes over something in his head.)

Naruto: What are they up too? Konoha’s not that way (Scene flashes to Sakura, Kiba, Lee, and Sai as they are rushing off somewhere. The scene then quickly switches back to Naruto’s location.) And I feel an irregular chakra nearby. (Scene flashes to a Sai clone in the brushes somewhere, then flashes back to Naruto’s location.)

There’s three chakras coming this way. (Scene switches to Gaara, Kankuro, and Temari’s location. They are currently in the same small village as Team Konoha. The Scene switches over to Naruto.) Wow… I can even pick up several more chakra sources. I wonder if some are the Kages and their the body guards. Wait, I feel a stranger chakra from the others a little further back. (Scene switches over to Madara’s location, he opens up a spinning whirl of chakra as Sasuke and Karin comes spinning out.)

Karin: WHAAAA. (Sasuke lands expertly on the ground. It seems he has recovered.)

Sasuke: Where’s Danzou!

Madara: Aww, no thank you?

Sasuke: Hmph… (Scene switches over to Team Sakura.)

Akamaru: WOOF!

Kiba: Sakura you won’t believe this… (Sakura has a worried look on her face. The Scene switches over to Naruto’s location. Naruto is still in deep thought.)

Naruto: But who are those two with him? Should I investigate? But there’s so many, I might just be wasting my time. (End of Naruto’s thought, soon Yamato is looking at Naruto.)

Yamato: Naruto, come in before you catch a cold!

Naruto: I’m in Sage Mode, I can hardly feel the chills. (Kakashi appears as well.)

Kakashi: Give it a rest Naruto. You’ve been at it all day. Get some rest. Oh and Sai get out, we know you’re there! (Sai’s clone emerges from the brushes.)

Naruto: Wait, why is he here? (Naruto soon goes into deep thought as he picks up something, so he goes in thought again). Why is Sakura and them heading towards that strange chakra? (End of Naruto’s thought.)

Kakashi: Naruto, what’s wrong? You’ve been acting off as of lately. (Naruto locks eyes with Sai’s clone.)

Next Time: In pursuit!

2) Naruto Manga 473 : Betrayel

(Kirabi scene)
(Kisame is about to attack Kirabi,when suddenly Sabu-Chan stops the sword with Samehada)
Kisame: What the……..
Sabu-Chan: I’am here Kirabi!
(Samehada,which is now near to Kirabi’s body,gives Kirabi some chakra while holding of Kisame)
Kisame: No,i won’t let you..give away…my chakra!
(Kisame immediately grabs another one of Kirabi’s swords using his leg,and puts it alongside the first sword,then pushes back Samehada)
Sabu-Chan: Wake up Kirabi!
(Kirabi now has enough chakra and starts to wake up.Kisame takes notice and rushes to finish Kirabi off.Kisame tries to cut Kirabi’s throat,but Kirabi parries with one of his swords)
Kirabi: Not…enough….chakra.

Meanwhile…….
(Raikage and co are jumping through)
Shii: Raikage-Sama,it’s fade,but i can sense Master Bee’s chakra.
Raikage: Where is he!?
Shii: Turn right here.
(everyone turns right)

(Naruto scene)
(Naruto thinking) : I wonder,why did Sakura do all that?
Kakashi: Naruto,we better be heading back to Konoha as well.
Yamato: It’s getting late too,we better catch up with Sakura’s team.
(Sai comes out from behind the stone)
Sai: Actually,Sakura didn’t return to Konoha.
Naruto: Sai!?
Yamato: Sai,weren’t you with Sakura’s team?
Sai: And i still am.This is an ink clone which i left behind,just in case.
Kakashi: Just in case what?
Sai: Sakura didn’t tell Naruto.
(Naruto has a worried expression on his face): Didn’t tell me what!?
Sai: Naruto,Sakura and the rest of the team are going to look for Sasuke.
(Everyone is quiet)
(Naruto hits the ground with his fist)
Naruto: Damnit.I had a feeling this was gonna happen.My sage senses were tinkling.(jk)
Yamato: Kakashi-Sensei,what should we do,they can’t possibly face Sasuke alone,wherever he is?
Kakashi: Sai,take us to Sakura’s team immediately.
Sai: Right!
(Everyone follows Sai)

(Kirabi scene)
(Kirabi looks out of breath while still trying to hold off Kisame)
(Kirabi thinking): My chakra is finished,i failed,sorry eight-tailed,sorry Sabu-Chan.
(Sabu-chan is unconcious,how weak of him)
(Samehada with a crying voice): Gi,gi,gi,gi!
(Kirabi drops his blade,Kisame is going for his throat.Raikage and co. arrive)
Darui: Ranton:Laser Circus!
(Needles of raiton attack Kisame.Kisame is forced to jump back)
Kisame: Shit.I can’t hold of all these.Not without Samehada!
Kirabi: Nii-San!
Raikage: I’ll deal with you later Bee,but for now,rest,i’ll handle this mutated freak!
Kisame: This is dangerous!

Next chapter: Kisame vs. Raikage!

3) Naruto Spoiler 473 : Trolled

page 1: Kisame slashes at Killerbee’s legs. He cut of both of the legs easily. Killerbee never uttered a groan of pain.
Kisame: ” nice clean cut! your sword is pretty decent for a weapon. Now you cannot run, no more escaping, time for you is surely fading. now where has that rap come from?”

page 2: Kisame looks at samehada sadly. Samehada drools.
Kisame: ” why? why do you have to trade me huh? and for this? after all we’ve been through? after all the fights we’ve had and been together? all those nights we shared? all the times i have fed you and you fed me? now you’re throwing it all away?”
Samehada: ” gi gi gi gi gi gi gi gi gi gi gi gi gi gi”
Kisame: ” :’( “
Kisame sheds a tear from the corner of his left eye.

page 3: Kisame remembers all of their moments together. The first time he saw Samehada when he was still just a pup was very unforgettable. Samehada, shimmering under the pale sunlight, it was a marvelous sight to see. the first time he has held samehada with his hands was very nerve wracking, never knowing whether he would be allowed to hold him was filled with fear and excitement. He remembers the fights they’ve fought and won together and the celebration that follows. he remembers the nights they shared, sleeping together while holding samehada in his arms, or under his head for pillows. He remembers, all those memories, now down the drain because of this legless man.

page 4: Kisame wonders how he would fare now, that he can no longer hold samehada in his hands. He looked at his hands, and saw Killerbee’s short sword. That’s right, his hands are free now. free to hold different swords.
Kisame: “You think you can hurt my feelings by dumping me for this man? well guess what, you won’t get him. I’ll be taking him and he will die after his bijuu’s extracted. and another guess what, i don’t need you anymore, i found my new sword, and i’ll also be taking it.”
Samehada: ” gigigi gigi giigigigigiiigigigig, gigi igigiigii giggiigigi”

page 5: Kisame laughs hysterically.
Kisame: “You dare threaten me? what can you do? nothing! you dumped me for nothing. I have the last laugh samehada. gyuk gyuk gyuk gyuk gyuk gyuk.”
Kisame took Killerbee and put him over his shoulder. glanced at samehada slumped at the foot of the tree one last time, then disappeared through a poof of mist.

page 6: Sabu chan arrived at the scene of the crime. He looked around the ink stains and saw samehada drooling far back slumped beside a tree. Of Killerbee he found no trace except for his legs. His legs!! exhaustion must be getting to him because of his delayed reaction. Why can’t he have run faster, he could have done something to prevent bee from being taken..
Sabu: “Killerbee i’m sorry, I wasn’t strong enuf and i was just a burden to you.”
Sabu chan slumped on the ground in front of the 2 legs of Killerbee.

page 7: Sabu chan noticed that samehada is crawling towards them, he backs away from it, and notices that samehada continues crawling forward. not to him, but towards the legs of KB. Samehada upon reaching KBs legs, layed rest on top of it.
Sabu:” it’s not planning to eat Killerbee’s legs? WTH?”

page 8: Suddenly Sabu-chan was startled. Killerbee’s head pops out of the cut portion of his legs. looking around until eyes met Sabu chan’s
Killerbee: ” he is gone isnt he?”
Sabu: ” WTH? you scared the shit outta me?! you look an awful mess!!”
Killerbee: “i gotta escape from him somehow. good thing Samehada here likes me more. Good boy!” *pats samehada on his spiky body*
Sabu: ” will you come out now? i’ll be having nightmares the way you look right now”

page 9: Killerbee emerges from his legs. He manages to troll once more using replacement jutsu. He thinks he should call this move something special, first he was able to troll Sasuke and company, now Kisame. This jutsu deserves a decent name, he thought.
Killerbee:” If samehada didn’t suddenly decides to be my ho, i’m a fuckin goner the way things go.”
Sabu:” The way Samehada senses chakra, surely if Kisame still wields it, he would know you were just hiding inside your legs. but i was surprised samehada chose you over his former master”

page10: Killerbee picked up a drooling samehada while wagging its handle, just like a dog. He feels his chakra replenishing. Hachibi also feels the same effect.
Killerbee:” now this is more like it. i feel unstoppable now, i can even make my brother kneel down with this! This feeling is awesome!! Makes me want to rap my throat out yyyeeaaaahhhhh!!!”
Sabu: “Our Enka lessons is far from over yet, Killerbee. Let’s go back, maybe you can heal Ponta.”
Killerbee: “Of course i will learn this Enka, Enka + rap i’ll be a mastah!”

page11: At distance behind a tree, a shadow looks on the backs of the departing Killerbee and Sabu. Killerbee looks notices the gayest chakra he’ve ever felt with the help of Samehada, and met eyes with this shadow, before turning away and leave. He saw eyes of yellow pigment. He remembers seeing that kind of eyes before on a cold blooded animal. he remembers now, those are eyes of a snake.
Kabuchimaru: ” i should have gotten here earlier while i could have gotten Samehada for my own… I can do that for later, now i have to meet with Konoha’s Hokage… hissssss”

page12: At Konoha infirmary, medic nins are bustling around. It seems to be very festive inside the clinic, a lot of them are gathering in front of a room trying to see what is going on. The other patients are also astounded by the medics’ attempts at ignoring their calls just to look at what’s going on inside the room. Shizune is on one of the beds, and on top of her is Tsunade.
Tsunade:” I said give me sake!! sake will surely nurse this bones flesh and skin of mine!”
Shizune:” But, you have to continuously take medication first, in one week you can…”
Tsunade:” I said now! I know my body better than you think you do… my strength is regaining fast.. btw, where is Naruto?!?”

Page13: Naruto is slumped at the roof of the rest house while under the torrent of snowfall. He is on sage mode, trying to determine the location of Sasuke. He realized now how he can manage to stay a lil bit longer in sage mode. and he has also managed to make the chakra detection through Natural Energy disturbance farther in radius. On his side is Sai, looking intent.
Naruto: ” what is it that bothers you sai?”
Sai:” oh! uhm, nothing… i just wonder what your next moves are now that you know what sakura and the others think about sasuke.”
Naruto:”You are still not telling me something. That is not all that concerns you. Is there a seal on your mouth or tongue or something that makes you lie?”
Sai is surprised how naruto knew. no, more likely it was just a guess, a punch in the dark, and that was a question to him. Naruto knows he is hiding something, and would he catch the lie if he said “no”?

page14: Just after Naruto’s query, Kakashi and Yamato came up the roof.
Kakashi: ” Sai, show us your tongue.”
Yamato: ” Kakashi senpai, you also know of this seals?”
Kakashi: ” It was just hearsay, but i do heard it a lot back then, You were in anbu longer than i am Yamato, are the seals really imposed on root?”
Yamato: ” I am not really sure if the information i got before was correct. but we will definitely find out, right Sai?”
Naruto: “Huh!?! WTF?!? jump!!!”

page15: the rest house they were on suddenly exploded from a fierce gale of wind. Debris flew around the house engulfing it and chased Naruto, Sai, Yamato, and Kakashi’s trail. A hooded person flew towards them to engage them and Naruto’s Kagebunshin collided with it, diverting the direction before it went poof.
Naruto: “wood.”
Kakashi: ” what was that Naruto?”
Naruto: ” It’s a puppet. And that (pointing at the chasing debris) is sand. I was not so sure before when i felt three people approach. Now i’m sure”

page16: The sand chasing them was fast, and in a few moments they are bound by it. At the clearing, Kakashi, Yamato, Sai, and Naruto saw the people who attacked them. pointed at the necks of those 3 are kunais held from 3 different Sage Mode Naruto Kagebunshins.
Naruto: ” Kankuro, Temari, and Gaara of the Sand. What brought you here. and that was some greeting you have for us.”
Gaara: “Uzumaki Naruto. I’ve heard a lot about you, i was making sure that i am making the right decision.”
They both smiled,Then the Sand prison dissipated, Kagebunshins lowered their weapons, Gaara and Naruto shook hands.

page17: Madara is in front of the Gedo Mazo statue and is surprised at how kisame came back with the 8th tail host. He was pretty much beat up.
Madara:” You’ve lost your cloak. And you’ve lost Samehada.”
Kisame:” It’s a small price to pay for this. This one tough bastard though, tough to hear him yap all throughout the fight. as for the cloak, we have spare ones i believe.”
Madara: ” I see, now that we have him, let me make preparations for the extraction. Are you sure you weren’t trolled like sasuke?”
Kisame: ” Humph, don’t compare me with those noobs.”

Next Chapter:
What will Madara do when he finds out they were trolled a second time by Killerbee? What will Kisame use now for pillow during cold cold nights? What is Sai thinking? What will Gaara do? When will Kabuchimaru show himself again? Is tsunade still a grandma who’s hot? or not? find out on

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